Sooo... Got some useful e-mails from my dad.
Hmm. I just looked up the criteria for ADHD, which I don't remember looking at before. If you aren't type 2 ADHD, predominantly inattentive type, then I'm Sybil. Of those top 9 you clearly meet 9. #3 might not be obvious to a therapist, but anyone who knows you well would see it.
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DSM-IV Criteria for ADHD )